My greatest success in life is getting MrMonday to fall in love with me. We aren't perfect and it isn't easy but so far so good. I love to look at other peoples relationships, it may be wrong, but it interests the hell out of me. Some of things couples do really confuse me. Here are a few. Please note I am not trying to be judge wudgy, I am just sharing my thoughts.
1. Joint Facebook pages- okay, okay, I get the whole two become one thing, but does that need to include Facebook. Who is posting, who am I replying to, who is replying to me. It is confusing for people who managed to maintain their own identity despite mating
2. Boo- and all derivatives of it. Boo Boo makes me think you are talking to a child who is trying to learn to form the buh sound. Drives me crazy!!!
3. Getting angry and spiteful at all the people your partner dated before you. I don't understand why everyone thinks their spouse lived in a bubble until they met. Be grateful, those people taught your partner how to date, kiss, makeup and be the (hopefully) wonderful mate they are! Also when you extend this irrationality back to high school YOU LOOK CRAZY!!
4. Banning Porn- I don't care how much you love someone, I don't think you should get to control someone else's masturbatory habits! Girls like to argue that it makes them feel insecure if their man watches porn or looks at other women. Personally I am happy when my husband thinks other women are attractive, it reinforces his heterosexuality to me. If a man tells you he isn't physically attracted to anyone else he is LYING, GAY or a PEDOPHILE. If you don't want a partner who watches porn, don't start dating one. But it is a dick move to wait till you have been together for awhile the try to make then feel like an asshole or pervert for watching a skin flick once in awhile.
5. Joined at the iPhone- I can't stand when I finally drag a friend out for a few hours and she spends every fucking second of Girls Night Out on the phone with the guy she spends 24/7 with anyways, because he calls her every ten mins! Arg. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, get some me time girl!
6. Trashing each other on Facebook or Twitter- I get it, your partner is a slob, ass, stupid, or whatever. Nonetheless bitching about it on a public forum all the time makes you look bitter and you are probably not a bucket of unicorns and cold beer yourself there buttercup! Know why I don't say shitty things about MrMonday on social network sights, because he could write epic poems about my shortcomings that would make Beowulf look concise
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